Have you ever tried hard to lose some weight but something comes up and destroys the whole thing?
When you get together with friends to watch a horror movie every saturday night.
CAN UR DOG DO THIS?
You may think a broke man can't do anything but I tell you what! He can start a government just like all the other polititions.
My friend has gorgeous big eyes but when he takes off his glasses ................ Well he is someone else.
Before going to the other side I saw my captain outside the window with a kind smile on his face and a note that became my last read.
I wonder why everytime I breakup with my girlfriend there is a romantic movie ??
I really try to loose weight and get rid of those extra pounds but every time I make up my mind something unwanted happens.
When I was a kid I used to be terrified of pregnant women. I used to think they ate too much so their belly is big.